Saturday, January 7, 2017

Comic 4 for PEANUTS

Charlie Brown walks up to Lucy's "Psychiatric Help" station feeling droopy.
Charlie Brown: And so I cant help it...I feel lonely..depressed...
Lucy: This is ridiculous! You should be ashamed of yourself, Charlie Brown! You've got the whole world to live in! Theres beauty all around you! There are things to do...great things to be accomplished! No man trods this earth alone! We are all together; one generation taking up where the other generation has left off!
Charlie Brown: You're right, Lucy! You're right! You've made me see things differently... I realize now that I am part of this world... I am not alone...I have friends!
Lucy: NAME ONE ! 


Comic 3 for PEANUTS

Lucy to Snoopy: Sign this...it absolves me from all blame..
Snoopy: ?
Lucy to Linus: Sign this...it absolves me from all blame..
Lucy to Linus: Thank you.
Lucy to Schroder: Sign this, please...it absolves me from all blame..
Lucy to Peppermint Patty: Sign this, will you? It absolves me from all blame..
Lucy to Peppermint Patty: Thank you
Peppermint Patty: ?
Lucy to Charlie Brown: Sign this please...it absolves me from all blame..
Charlie Brown: I don't understand
Lucy to Charlie Brown: Just sign it...that's right...thank you...
Lucy: No matter what happens any place or any time in the world, this absolves me from all blame!
Charlie Brown: That must be a nice comment to have..

Comic 2 for PEANUTS

Charlie Brown: Have you ever seen the entire Old Testament performed by puppets before?
Lucy: No, I can't say that I have...
Charlie Brown: Perhaps I should warn you about this next scene...
Lucy: What next scene?
Snoopy dumps water on Lucy's head. SPLASH!
Charlie Brown: The parting of the Red Sea!
Lucy got soaked.

Comic 1 for PEANUTS





Charlie Brown: "What's the matter?"
Linus: "What would happen if I decided not to go to school today? I mean, would it really matter? Would one day make that much difference in my life?"
Linus: "Would anyone really care? What if I just turned around right here, and didn't go to school today?"
Charlie Brown: "You'd waste a good lunch!"
Linus: "*Sigh*"